Woah Bomb

What do you do when Devansh throws a hand grenade at you?


Pull the pin and throw it back.




What do you do when Devansh throws a pin at you?

Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Dead bird

Sid - Devansh woh dekh marri hui bird.

Devansh looking upwards - Kidhar ??? Kiddhaar???

Fact hai ji !!!

Akshat doesn't know what is lie.
Vikas doesn't know what is truth.



Devansh doesn't know the difference.

Car My Car

Devansh wanted to sell his old car which had traveled 1 Lakh Kms.
Everyone rejected the car.

He approached Ravi for help.

Ravi - 1 Lakh ki jagah 30,000 Kms kar de.

After a month, Ravi asked Devansh about  the car.


Devansh - Abe Pagal ho aya hai kya, koi admi gadha hi hoga jo uss gadi ko bechega jo 30000 kms hi chali hai

  

Cheaterrr

Once Devansh and Shaleen were giving a test.

Both of them got 9 question right out of 10.
After looking at both of the papers.

Teacher - We'll chose Shaleen as Headboy.

Devansh -Par hum dono ke 9 question right hain.

Teacher - Haan, par shaleen ko jo ques. nhi aata usne likha hai - NEITHER.
aur tumne likha hai - NEITHER DO I.

Sleeplesss

Talking about those days when there were no mosquito repellents and we had to spend sleepless nights.
Devansh was also experiencing the same every time. he tries to sleep,one mosquito comes and disturbs his sleep with a sound "guooonn, guooonn." 
He gets very irritated. He tries to cover his ear but the problem remains persistent. 
Ultimately he gets up and catches the mosquito in his hand. 
He is very kind and not for the blood shed but still wanted to take revenge. 


Happy as he is now starts singing a lullaby and says "so ja machchar, bete so ja". After some time he finds the mosquito falling into deep sleep in his hands. 


So he goes near it and says "Guoooonnnnn, guoooonnnnn."

Smuggleeer

Once Devansh was crossing border with his bike,

Chintan(the guard of the area) came and said --- Bag mein kya hai.
Devansh - Sand hai.

Chintan's guard came and checked the bag and got them analysed.

Chintan - Isme me to mitti hi hai. Inko torture kar ke saach bulwao.

They were tortured and finally they were sent home.

This happened for 3 yrs. But one day Devansh didn't show up.

Chintan met him at a bar and asked him - Oye, mujhe pata hai tu smuggling karta hai par kis cheez ki yeh tu bta de main kisi ko nhi bataunga pakka.

Devansh - Bikes.

Wanna Play A Game

Once Devansh asks Swapnil to play a game.

Swapnil - Yeah, Ok.

Devansh - The rules are like this, I will ask you any question and if you can't answer it you will pay me Rs.50

Swapnil - No, no.

Devansh - Well, if I can't answer your question then I will pay you Rs. 500.

Swapnil - Woah!! Okk.

Devansh - You go first.

Swapnil - What goes up a hill wit two legs and comes with three legs.

Devansh searches for the answer in internet but couldn't find the answer so he gave Swapnil the price 

money.

Devansh asks Swapnil the same question.

Swapnil- Here's Your Rs. 50.

 

Interview

Devansh sent his bio data to America to apply for a post in Microsoft. A few days later he got this reply:- Dear Mr. Devansh, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks

Devansh jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a party and when all the guests had come, he said Bhaiyon aur Behno,aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki mujhay america mein naukri mil gayee hai." Everyone was delighted. Devansh continued Ab main aap sab ko apnaa appointment letter padkar sunaongaa par letter english main hai isliyen saath-saath hindi main translate bhee kartaa jaongaa.

Dear Mr. Devansh-----pyare devansh sahab

You do not meet----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement----humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance----ab letter vetter bhejnay kee zaroorat nahee hai.

No phone call ----phone vone kee bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained----bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks----aapkaa bahut bahut shukriya

Brainiac

Devansh died of brain tumour because of trying to solve 1 question again and again:


"If my sister has 2 brothers,then how come I have only 1 brother?"